The Car Accident

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident, Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left but fortunately we are not hurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be really good friends.."

The man thinking their might be a bright side to this, replied, "I agree with you completely."

The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely we must drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."

Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man shakes his head in agreement, opens it and takes a few very large swigs from the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.

The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police."

Contributed by: Bhagyalakshmi Sundaran (bsundaran @ yahoo.com)

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A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.

After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?"

"I give it to them," replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill."

The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try.

The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills.

When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer.

Contributed by: Bhagyalakshmi Sundaran (bsundaran @ yahoo.com)

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Once X asked Y, "What is the secret behind your happy married life?"

Y said, "You should share responsibilities with due love and respect to each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems."

X asked, "Can you explain?"

Y said, "In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my wife decides on smaller issues. We do not interfere in each other's decisions."

Still not convinced, X asked Y "Give me some examples"

Y said," Smaller issues like which car we should buy, how much amount to save, when to visit home town, which Sofa, air conditioner, refrigerator to buy, monthly expenses, whether to keep a maid or not etc are decided by my wife. I just agree to it"

X asked, "Then what is your role?"

Y said," My decisions are only for very big issues. Like whether America should attack Iran, whether Britain should lift sanction over Zimbabwe, whether to widen African economy, whether Sachin Tendulkar should retire etc etc. Do you know one thing, my wife NEVER objects to any of these".

Contributed by: Asha Gupta (asharaj53 @ gmail.com)

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The Loving Husband

Contributed by: Shabbir Kagalwala (kagalwalashabbir @ yahoo.co.in)

Several men are in  the changing room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.

Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"?

WOMAN: "Darling, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I am at the shopping  centre and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only  $ 1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN:  "Sure,..go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by  the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2009 models. I saw one I really  liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: " $ 70,000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price I  want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ...  The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking  $ 950,000"

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and  give them an offer of 900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go  the extra 50 thousand. It really is a pretty good price."

WOMAN: "OK.  I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you,  too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the changing room are staring  at him in astonishment, mouths agape..... He smiles and asks:

"Anyone knows who this phone belongs to?"

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