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Due to the current economic climate the "Light at the end of the tunnel" has been switched off. Q. how many consultants does it take to change a light bulbA. I'll have an estimate for you a week from Monday Q. how many students does it take to change a light bulbA. None. They're bright enough to use compact flourescent bulbs that nearly never need changing Q. how many mother in-laws does it take

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"Lawyer: An individual whose principal role is to protect his clients from others                              of his profession." --Anonymous First lawyer: "You're an unmitigated liar." Second lawyer: "You're a lowdowncheat." Judge: "Now that the lawyers have identified themselves, let us proceed." "It's better to enter the mouth of a tiger than a court of law." --Chinese proverb Having

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It was the coldest winter ever. Many animals died because of the cold. The porcupines, realizing the situation, decided to group together to keep warm. This way they covered and protected themselves; but the quills of each one wounded their closest companions.   After awhile, they decided to distance

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There was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real "miser" when it came to his money.  Just before he died, he said to his wife... "When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me." And so he got his wife to promise him, with all

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ATOM BOMB: An invention to bring an end to all inventions BOSS: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other! CLASSIC: A book which people praise, but never read COMMITTEE:

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It was professor smith's first day at St. Johns medical college as a faculty. Known for his teaching excellence, he made his entry into a classroom of 1st year medical students, where he received a warm welcome from the students, followed by their intro.   To start with, he planned to put forth a question to the class. He said, "Well

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An Obituary in the London Times.....Absolutely Brilliant !!!Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years.No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:-Knowing when to come in out of the rain;- Why the early bird

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There is no egg in eggplant or ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins were not invented in England or french fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies, while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat. We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can

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Charlotte , North Carolina .  A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against, among other things, fire. Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company. In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were

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A fellow stopped at a rural gas station and, after filling his tank, he bought a soft drink. He stood by his car to drink his cola and he watched a couple of men working along the roadside.<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> One man would dig a hole two or three feet deep and then move on. The other man came along behind and filled in the hole. While

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Thought 1 When we are born, our mothers get the compliments and the flowers. When we are married, our brides get the presents and the publicity. When we die, our widows get the life insurance. What do women want to be liberated from? Thought 2 The average man's life consists of : Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same

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Outside the Bristol Zoo, in England , there is a parking Lot for 150 cars and 8 coaches, or buses.<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> It was manned by a very pleasant attendant with a Ticket machine charging cars £1 (about $1.40) and Coaches £5 (about $7). This parking attendant worked there solid for all of 25 Years.  Then, one day, he just didn't

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Husband & Wife - Love Your Enemy<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> From his death bed, the husband called his wife and said, "One month after I die I want you to marry Samy." "Samy! But he is your enemy !" "Yes, I know that ! I've suffered all these years so let him suffer now." Husband & Wife - Wedding Ring At the cocktail party, one woman said

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A Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and asked: 'Now  Maria, why do you want a pay increase?'<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> Maria: 'Well Seora, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you.' Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?' Maria: 'Your husband said so.'

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NO PARENT LEFT BEHIND...<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> These are simply irresistible. I promise you, you'll laugh out loud. These are real notes written by parents in the Memphis school district. Spellings have been left intact.   1.  My son is under a doctor's care and should not take PE today Please execute him. 2.  Please exkuce lisa for

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1. AGLET - The plain or ornamental covering on the end of a shoelace. 2. ARMSAYE - The armhole in clothing. 3. CHANKING - Spat-out food, such as rinds or pits. 4. COLUMELLA NASI - The bottom part of the nose between the nostrils. 5. DRAGÉES - Small beadlike pieces of candy, usually silver-coloured, used for decorating cookies, cakes and sundaes. 6. FEAT - A dangling curl of hair. 7.

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1. For your information, please. (FYI) Meaning: I don't know what to do with this, so please keep it. 2. Noted and returned. Meaning: I don't know what to do with this, so please keep it little while. 3. Review and comment.. Meaning: Do the dirty work so that I can forward it. 4.. Action please. Meaning: Get yourself involved for me. Don't worry, I'll claim the credit. 5. For your

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Revenue Canada decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the Revenue Canada office. The auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney. The auditor said,  'Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle  and no full-time employment, Which you explain by  saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure Revenue Canada finds that believable.' I'm a great gambler, and I

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United Flight Attendant announced, 'People, people we're not picking out furniture here, find a seat and get in it! ************************************* On landing, the stewardess said, 'Please be sure to take all of your belongings.  If you're going to leave anything, please make sure it's something we'd like to have. ' ************************************* 'There may be 50 ways to

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A Boss looking through his Mail Box was astonished to see a mail from an Employee who was supposed to be busy working at Client side on a critical project. It had the subject - "TaTa - Bye Bye". With the worst premonition he opened the mail and read the content with trembling hands:-<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> Dear Sir, It is with great regret

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Thought 1<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> When we are born, our mothers get the compliments and the flowers. When we are married, our brides get the presents and the publicity. When we die, our widows get the life insurance. What do women want to be liberated from? Thought 2 The average man's life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask

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My teenaged niece Elizabeth was nervous as she took the wheel for her first driving lesson. As she was pulling out of the parking lot, the instructor said, "Turn left here, and don't forget to let the people behind you know what you're doing." <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> Elizabeth turned to the students sitting in the backseat and announced,

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During a test I was administering, I noticed that one of my married students, who was quite pregnant, kept rubbing her side. After class, before she left, I asked her, "Are you okay?" I noticed you were holding onto your side." <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> "Oh, I'm fine," she answered. "It's just that my baby was pushing his foot up and down my

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One evening an avid bird watcher stood in his backyard and heard an owl hoot. So he thought he'd give a hoot back. To his surprise and delight the bird hooted again. The next night the same scenario occurred. <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> All Summer, the man and his feathered friend hooted back and forth. He even kept a log of the "

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Hu Jintao was named chief of the Communist Party in China.<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> SCENE: The Oval Office. George Bush and Condolezza Rice. George: Condi! Nice to see you‚ What''s happening? Condi: Sir, I have the report about the new leader of China. George: Great. Let's hear it. Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. George: That's what I

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Several men are in  the changing room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello"? WOMAN: "Darling, it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes" WOMAN: "I am at the shopping  centre and found

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An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and pretty soon she realized that she needed an in-house counsel. The investment banker began to interview young lawyers.<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />  "As I'm sure you can understand," she started off with one of the first applicants,

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The local bar was so sure its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money.<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> Many people had tried over

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Young Man: Sir, may I know the time, please?<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> Old Man: Certainly not. Young Man: Sir, but why? What are you going to lose, if you tell me the time? Old Man: Yes, I may lose something if I tell you the time. Young Man: But Sir, can you tell me how? Old Man: See, if I tell you the time you will definitely thank me and

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A woman and a man are involved in a car accident, Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left but fortunately we are not hurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet

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A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're

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Once X asked Y, "What is the secret behind your happy married life?" <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> Y said, "You should share responsibilities with due love and respect to each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems." X asked, "Can you explain?" Y said, "In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my wife decides on

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Contributed by: Shabbir Kagalwala (kagalwalashabbir @ yahoo.co.in) Several men are in  the changing room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello"? WOMAN: "Darling, it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes" WOMAN: "I am at the shopping  centre and found this

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Contributed by: Nanci Baren (nancibaren @ yahoo.com) If you can start the day without caffeine, If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains, If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles, If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it, If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you anytime, If you can take criticism and

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Contributed by: verygood101 @ yahoo.com LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now. LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one. LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR : After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch. LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to

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A young cowboy from Rosetown, Saskatchewan goes off to college, but halfway through the semester he foolishly has squandered all of his money. He calls home. 'Dad,' he says, 'you won't believe what modern education is developing. They actually have a program here in Regina that will teach our dog Ol' Blue how to talk.' 'That's amazing!' his Dad says 'How do I get Ol' Blue in that program?' '

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1. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off. 2. I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage. 3.. And their 18-year-old son is continually banging his balls against my fence. 4. I wish to report that the tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof. I think it was that bad wind the

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Contributed by: Serene W (solahshringar1 @ gmail.com) A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a container of alcohol. The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup. The fourth worm was put into a

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Contributed by: kagalwalashabbir @ yahoo.co.in<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:   "Hi, how are you?" I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's restroom but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, "Doin' just fine!" And the other

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Contributed by: kagalwalashabbir @ yahoo.co.in<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife. Jo, goodbye and said, 'Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon.' Half an hour later,

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Contributed by: kagalwalashabbir @ yahoo.co.in<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> An older couple was lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep, but the wife felt romantic and wanted to talk. She said, "You used to hold my hand when we were courting." Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second, and tried to get back to

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By kagalwalashabbir @ yahoo.co.in Mike was going to be married to Karen so his Father sat him down for a little chat.<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> He said, 'Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your Mother, and said, 'Here - try these on'.' She did and said, 'These are

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[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving. [2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee. [3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband! [4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash. [5] A child's greatest period of growth is the month after

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1) Project Manager is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in  one month. 2) Developer is a person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a  baby. 3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies  in one month. 4) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby. 5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if

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Equation 1 Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy Donkey = eat + sleep Therefore, Human = Donkey + work + enjoy Therefore, Human - enjoy = Donkey + work In other words, Human that don't know enjoy = Donkey that work   Equation 2 Men = eat + sleep + earn money Donkeys = eat + sleep Therefore, Men = Donkeys + earn money Therefore, Men - earn money = Donkeys In other words, Men that don't earn

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Contributed by: Bharathi Sarkar (bharathi.sarkar @ netafim-india.com) A couple of young boys were fishing at their special pond. All of a sudden, the Warden jumped out of the bushes. Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through the woods like a bat out of hell. The Warden was hot on his heels. After about a half mile, the young man stopped and stooped over

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Contributed by: Vinod Kumar (kumarvk @ nbd.com) One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up eating beans.   Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way home from work.  Since I lived in the countryside I called my husband and told him that I would be late because I had to walk

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Contributed by: Bharathi Natraj (bharathig @ hpcl.co.in) The Silent Treatment A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.  Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece

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<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN"> A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally he went to the check-out line, but she got in front of him. "Pardon me," she said, "I'm sorry if my staring at you has made you feel

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A policeman was interviewing 3 candidates who were getting trained to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first candidate a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?" The first candidate answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!" The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's

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Contributed by: Bharathi Sarkar (bharathi.sarkar @ netafim-india.com) A contestant on 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire?' had reached the final plateau. If she answered the next question correctly, she would win $1,000,000.  If she answered incorrectly, she would pocket only the $25,000 milestone money.  And as she suspected it would be, the million-dollar question was no pushover. It was, '

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A Naval captain was walking leisurely on his battleship when a subordinate rushes over to him and says "Sir, an enemy battleship is fast approaching us. We should be ready" The captain replies coolly "Go. Get my Red shirt" The subordinate rushes over and gets the Shirt for his captain. The captain wears the red shirt. After some time, the enemy battleship comes in range. Consequently heavy

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<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN"> There was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real "miser" when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me." And so he got his wife to

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A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said: "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!". The passenger apologized and said, "I

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The caretaker to a persistent problem in the girls' lavatories alerted a school head: some of the girl students were leaving lipstick kisses on the mirrors. The caretaker had left notices on the toilet walls asking for the practice to cease, but to no avail; every evening the caretaker would wipe away the kisses, and the next day lots more kisses would be planted on the mirror. It had become

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A new hotel employee was asked to clean the elevators and report back to the supervisor when the task was completed. When the employee failed to appear at the end of the day the supervisor assumed that like many others he had simply not liked the job and left. However, after four days the supervisor bumped into the new employee. He was cleaning in one of the elevators. "You surely haven't

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I am assured this is a true story from a UK bank. The bank concerned had introduced a charge to be levied when people paid in money to be credited to an account held by a different bank. The charge was 50p and had been in force for about 6 months or so. A well to do, upper-class lady enters the bank and presents the cashier a cheque (check) which she asks to be paid into an account held by a

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A person checks into a hotel for the first time in his life, and goes up to his room. Five minutes later he calls the reception desk and says: "You've given me a room with no exit. How do I leave?" The desk clerk says, "Sir, that's absurd. Have you looked for the door?" The person says, "Well, there's one door that leads to the bathroom. There's a second door that goes into the closet. And

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This (allegedly true) short story provides an amusing example of lateral thinking and initiative, and staff training (or lack of) at the workplace. It is better to train people properly rather than assume that new starters have the necessary initiative to work out for themselves what they should be doing... While transporting some unfortunate mental patients from one secure place to another

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Once upon a time the government with Ruling Party XYZ.. had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> Ruling Party XYZ Said.. - "Someone may steal from it at night." So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job. Then Ruling Party XYZ  Said.. - "How does the watchman do his job

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Lets see what is Effective Communication? Jack and Max are walking from religious service. Jack wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying.<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> Max replies, "Why don't you ask the Priest?" So Jack goes up to the Priest and asks, "Priest, may I smoke while I pray?" But the Priest says, "No, my son, you

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A woman has a near death experience in the hospital.  She sees God and asks, "Is it time for me to die?" <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />   "Not at all," God replies, "you have 38 years, 2  months and 26 days to live." Elated by the good news, she regains strength and has  a variety of extra procedures done before she leaves the hospital. She has

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A desperate woman writes to the Technical support Guy,<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition,

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One FRIEND WAS chatting with a female - Online chat.<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> (Background both are s/w engineers by the way and both work for real big MNC's) Hero : Hey...GM (Good Morning)... How's u doing today? Female: VGM...Day is going good and it got better having found u on chat Hero : wow...am honoured, u know what, my day starts

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After having failed his exam in "Logistics and Organization", a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it.<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> Student, "Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?" Professor, "Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!" Student, "Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If

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Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack!   Q. If it took ten hours for eight men to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? A. No time at all it is already built.   Q. Approximately how many birthdays does the average

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A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> She goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his

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A jobless man applied for the position of "office boy" at Microsoft. The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test. "You are employed." He said." Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start." The man replied "But I don't have a computer, neither an email." I'm sorry", said the HR manager," If you

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Contributed by Rajesh (verygood101 @ yahoo.com) THEY SAY THIS IS NOT A STORY BUT A TRUE INCIDENT An Indian man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer.  He tells the loan officer that he is going to India on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the Indian man

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This is something to think about when negative people are doing their best to rain on your parade. So remember this story the next time someone who knows nothing, and cares less, tries to make your life miserable. A woman was at her hair dresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded: Rome?  Why would anyone

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Contributed by: Imran Talukder (imran.talukder @ citi.com) A beautiful teacher was having trouble with one of her students in 1st Grade class. She asked," Boy. What is your problem?" Boy answered," I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 4th Grade!" Madam had enough. She took the boy to the Principal's office.

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Contributed by: Bharathi Nataraj (bharathig @ hpcl.co.in) These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci

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<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN"> My wife sat down on  the couch  next to me as I was flipping channels.     She  asked, 'What's on  TV?'                                               I  said,  'Dust.'                                                          And then the fight  started .                                              *****************

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A bus carrying ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their Maker, and because of the grief they have experienced, He decides to grant them one wish each before they enter Heaven. They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous." God snaps His fingers, and it is done. The second one in line

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Contributed by: Bharathi Sarkar (bharathi.sarkar @ netafim-india.com) A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks him for his order. The man says, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke,' and turns to the ostrich, 'What's yours?' 'I'll have the same,' says the ostrich. A short time later the waitress returns with the order 'That'll be $9.40 please,' and the

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Women: A wife was not at home for a whole night. So, the very next morning, she tells her husband that she stayed at her girlfriend's apartment over night as her car broke down. The husband having his doubt's calls 10 of her best girlfriend's and none of them confirm that she was there. <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> Men: A husband was not at

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Contributed by: Swati Singh (swati.bluefire.singh @ gmail.com) This one  is for all those, who have been bluffed by their partners, that they are ready for the Big 'M'. Believe me you can always fool yourself to think that you are, but there are some Scientific Techniques of finding out the truth. So it's simple now, just follow any of these listed techniques, and find it for yourself. 1:

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<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN"> Contributed by:  bharathi.sarkar @ netafim-india.com<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> Future Generali method: Hire a lion. Give him full rest & make him lazy, Pay him more than his Expectation, never ask him to do any work for six months, after six months. Tell him that now you

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1) At an Optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place." 2) In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there hungry. Come on in and get fed up." 3) In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels." 4) On a Plumber's Shop: "We repair what your husband fixed." 5) On the trucks of a Plumbing Company: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call us." 6) Pizza

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